My First Strange Encounter With A Jejemon

Jejemon: 30hw p03h! MhÜz+4 p03h kh4u?

Me: Huh? Sin-o ni palihug?

Jejemon: 4ñ0 kh4 bh4 khÜ¥4! C j3r3£¥ñ p03h !+0. D mh0w bh4 n4z4\/3 4Ñg ñÜ # kh0w?

Me: Ano man? Indi ko ka-gets sang ginapangtext mo. Kay-ada abi. Sin-o ka haw?

Jejemon: Nh4k0w! C khÜ¥4 +4£4g4. \/3r¥ fÜññ¥! j3j3j3...

Me: Ambot sa imo! This is my last reply. Kung indi mo pagkay-adon ang reply mo, indi ta na ka pag-entertenaron.

Jejemon: khÜ¥4 +4£4g4, dh4w £h40ñ!!!

And I didn't reply for several minutes. This is a prank, I said to myself. People with nothing to do. Huh!

Jejemon: khÜ¥4, z+!££ dh3r?

Still ignored.

Jejemon: Cge na lng oi. Kuya, dis is jerelyn ur couzin. jejeje...

Me: Damn! Ikaw ni gali?! Ano tong ginapang text mo man? Kailinit ah, di ko kaintindi.

Jejemon: khÜ¥4 +4£4g4! z00 0Ü+ 0ph z+¥£3!!! j3j3j3...

Me: Ok that's it! Don't text me again until you're free from the demon that possesed you. Bye.

Jejemon: khÜ¥444444444444444444444444!!!!! jhÜ jhÜ jhÜ.....